dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

thealy50:

Another nice Victorian home in Santa Cruz.

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

dekutree:

watch me

dekutree:

watch me

Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart