A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

originalflubber:

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

YASSSS

fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

 

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

tayzerr:

lexamontanaflames:

nippiminaj:

gayoak:

is this seriously a picture of kel and his wife at their wedding with some orange soda because i am sO DONE

D O N E

My eyes got wide AF. This is the best pic I’ve seen all day. 

Finally a recent picture of him…

tayzerr:

lexamontanaflames:

nippiminaj:

gayoak:

is this seriously a picture of kel and his wife at their wedding with some orange soda because i am sO DONE

D O N E

My eyes got wide AF. This is the best pic I’ve seen all day. 

Finally a recent picture of him…

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